The only thing more boring than this is waiting for a capybara to move out of your way 🦫
TL;DR: Don’t take Capy too seriously, don’t blame Capy for anything, and if you get rich from Capy’s wisdom, a snack donation would be appreciated.
🐾 You Agree to The Capy Code:By using Capy, you acknowledge that you are in the presence of supreme financial wisdom (and cuteness). If you don’t agree with these terms, just… don’t use Capy. Simple.
📜 No Fancy Promises:Capy is provided “as is” and “as available,” just like a capybara’s willingness to move. No guarantees, no warranties—just vibes.
💤 Availability? Maybe.Capy might be here. Capy might be napping. Capy might be pondering existential finances. Either way, no promises that Capy will always be around.
⚠️ Capy Has No Insurance:If you take financial advice from a virtual capybara and it goes sideways, that’s on you. Capy does not cover damages, losses, or missing fingers due to reckless petting.
🧐 Don’t Expect Legal or Financial Genius:Capy is here for fun, laughs, and questionable financial wisdom. If you make millions from Capy’s advice, consider sharing some grass or snacks in return.
🚀 Use Responsibly:If you do something outrageous because Capy said so, that’s on you. Think before acting—unlike Capy when it sees an unguarded snack.
🔐 Privacy? Eh, Not Really:Capy does not store your secrets. But, if you tell Capy something important, assume the squirrels are listening.
🤝 You Promise to Keep Capy Happy:That means no suing Capy, no getting mad at Capy, and absolutely no attempts to train Capy to do taxes.
🔄 Terms Might Change:Just like a capybara’s mood, these terms can change at any time. Keep up, or don’t—it’s your call.
⚖️ Legal Stuff (Ugh, Fine):These terms follow the laws of the land, wherever that land is. Probably somewhere capybaras exist.
📬 Need to Complain?Send a message to capy@askcapy.com. It may or may not be read (Capy is busy).
🎵 Fun Fact: Capybaras can hold their breath for up to 5 minutes. You, however, cannot avoid these terms.